What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:27
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.